Comic 279 - Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On
20th Aug 2021, 12:16 AM
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The Saga Begins (Weird Al not included)
Our Heroine, Ladies and Gentlemen...
Excuses, Excuses...
The Devil, You Say!
Enter Our Villain...
Birth of a Revolution?
Monday, Can't Trust That Day...
Crank It Up To 111
The Call Is Made...
Valentine's Day Three-Way!
The Art Of The Shady Deal
The Doctor's Companion?
Sleaze Happens
Obligatory Evil Plot Exposition
Flawless Brilliance...Almost
Alvery Has A Nice Trip
Wet And Wild
Shocking Proof!
She's Coming To America...Today!
Home On The Range
Bang, Clang...Dang!
I'm A Loser, Baby...
Just Roll With It
Mad Skillz!
The Show With Zo Is A Go!
CRASH!
$chool Day$
Zo Very Smarmy!
Well, His Name IS Meme Zo...
If He Only Had A Brain...
Giving Medical Advice Is So Simple, An Android Can Do It!
A Quarky Plan?
I, Nerd
Waaaait A Minute...
System Error!
Missed It...By That Much!
Monday's Just Around The Corner
Monday Mourning Blues
An EMPRESSive Plan
Who Could Have Written Those Lyrics...?
Alvery Should Probably Do Something At This Point...
Last Verse, Same Purpose As The First
Alvery Springs Into Action! (Sort Of)
You Missed That Miss, Miss
Zo And Monday Are All Wet!
Well, THAT Was Unexpected...
Not If Ardrienne Gets To You First!
The Aftermath
Vengeance Shall Occur!
See, This Is Why You Stick Around After The Credits...
From France With Hate cover page
Guest Comic by Fabian W.: "Just Super"
Guest art by Sean Harrington of "Spying With Lana"!
Guest comic by Kyrtuck! "Ardrienne's Secret Shame"
The Only Thing We Have To Fear...Is Missing A Comic Convention
It's Not Stalking Unless It's At Least FIFTY Times!
Stepping Up To The Plate
Power Of Fail
Down In The Dumps-ter
Ardrienne Overhears A Chat
She Sure Can Pick A Winner...
Meanwhile, Back At The Comic Convention...
Who and WHAT?
V-Day Three-Way Returns!
Enter Vera
Dun-Dun-DUHN!!
Enter Myron
A Date...With Destiny!
Never Cross An EMPRESS!!
Sketch: Chibi Alvery
On Second Thought...
Merc With A Manual Typewriter!
MMMMM's Story Begins
Villainous Goings-On
Something Wicked This Way Comes...
An Explosive Situation
An Earth-Shattering Kaboom!
I Will Survive
The Night Visitor
A Sad MMMMMemo
The Typist Who Came In From The Cold
Vow Of Silence
Ulterior MMMMMotive
Concluding Statement
Obligatory Training Montage
Off To War
X Marks The Spot
Biding Her Time
The Usual Plan
The Search Continues
The Prodigal Protagonist Returns...
Target Spotted
Totally Busted
Dead Letter
The Magic Words
Impending Doom?
The Lady In Red
The Best Distraction Is A Breast Distraction
Ready To Make A Correction!
Heeeeeeere's MMMMM!
Knockout!
Alvery Gets A MMMMMemo
For The Family
It's All Relative
Ancestral Ties
A Slight Family Resemblance
The Truth Comes Out
Sorry, Must Dash!
Bad Pennies
Love, Annoying Troll Style
That Special Feeling
Trust Me, I'm An Empress
For The Greater Good
Exit The Trolls, Enter The Typist
Correction Imminent?
The Douchebaggery Before The Storm
VDSD 2018!
Retreatin' Time
The Wrap Up
Eyes Of Tentacos
Boogie Fever
Up Next: Coldbringer!
Coldbringer Cover Page
Time Of The Cameos
How To Turn Alvery's Head
Smooth Pun Operator
The Right Priorities
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday Night's All Right...
Enter The Sister
Alvery, Don't Lose That Number...
An Ugly Sort Of Business
Just Testing You, Chief!
Seeing Eye Dog?
K-9 & Company
Heels Have No Soul
Introducing Leona
How To Make Your Money Work For You
An Alvery Christmas Carol
Surprise, Surprise!
A Dangerous Kind Of Gal
Less Bond, More Bondage
The Bomb-Diggity
Cold Entrance
A Chilly Reception
Engineering Is Cool
The Rival Bidder
VDSD 2019
Well, He Does Odd Jobs, So...
Leader Of Coldbringer's Herd
A Brief But Important Cameo
If Han's Pitching, Who's Catching?
Obligatory Witty Banter
Hit And Miss
You Knew THAT Joke Was Coming...
Insert Maniacal Laugh Here
Well, That's A Problem...
Coldbringer's Code Goes Cold
The Bondage That Ties Us Together
Han Job Gets The Cold Shoulder
Stopped Cold
That's How Alvery Rolls
Curses, Foiled Again!
The Morning After
Saturday Is Totally Smokin'
Don't Cross The Boss
Post-Credits Sequence
Thunderbowl Cover Page
Heavy Metal
Bowling For Dollars
This Ain't Her First Rodeo
Accent On Winning
If You Can't Earn Respect, Buy It Instead
Mission: Sort Of Possible
A Cheer-ful Plan
Marat Does Something Right For Once
The Best Man For The Job Is A Woman
Three Cheers For Panties
The Agony Of Defeat
La Victoire Est A Nous
Forward Pass
Rustlemore No More
Saturday Switcheroo
Things Are Heating Up
Spooky Self-Love
Ardrienne Gets Burned Again
A New Foe
You Only Roll Dice Cover Page
The Next Mission
The Obligatory Loose Cannon
The Rupin Gang
Dazed And Enthused
Enter Kitty Hunter
Hitting It Off
Alvery Upstaged?
I Love It When A Plan Comes Together
Hammer Of Righteousness
Is This Love...That I'm Feeling?
When In Rome...
Throwing Caution To The Wind
VDSD 2020!
Executive Decisions
Here We Go!
Wild And Tough
Sit Right Back And You'll Hear A Tale...
Yeah, Rupin...You're Great
Still Not An Actual Ginger
A Fine Proposal
Getting Down To Business
Bustiko's Surprise
Love Bites
Reeling In A Big One
A Doggone Good Plan
Cleaning Up
Doggie Distracted
Taking Flight
If You Scratch My Back...
What A Shocker!
That Didn't Go According To Plan...
Oh, Shoot!
Slicin' Dice
The Deadly Weapons
Bondage. James Bondage.
A Night At The Drive-In
Ninihaha's Revenge?
Bustiko Gets Busted
Collect 'Em, Trade 'Em, Complete The Whole Set!
A Villain's Lament
Insert Obligatory Next Chapter Reference And Tentacos Appearance Here
Whatever Floats Your Boat
A Sailing We Will Go
On Her Mother's Secret Service Cover Page
Waaaait A Minute...
Alvery Catches Vera With Her Pants Down
Myron Gets Chopped?
Vera's Vengeance
Halloween Egg-Stravaganza!
An Earth-Shattering Kaboom
Things CAN Get Worse...
One Bad Mother
Alvery Has Issues
Advantage: Ardrienne?
Ardrienne's (Brilliant?) Plan
Aw, Rats!
Krampus On The Ramp-us!
Scooby Don't
Ardrienne Get Your Gun
Ardrienne, I Am Your Father
The Days Of Wine And...Rats
Ardrienne's Origin Story
The Young Ardrienne Chronicles
Dear Old (Deranged) Dad
VDSD 2021!
Alvery's Middle Name
Typo Tyrant
Savage Commentary
Saturday's Childhood
Banding Together
The Plot Thickens...
A Helping Hand?
You'll Have To Speak To My Manager
An Offer He Can't Refuse
Birds In Relative Dimensions In Space
Special Guest Appearance
Well, That's A Bit Awkward For Saturday...
Daze Of Future Past
Faded Photographs
Movin' On And On And On...
Talkin' Baseball
The Relocation Blues
The Truth Is Way, Way Out There
She Was A Cute Angle
Lost Love
What Ever Happened To Sarrah Spigott?
Meanwhile, Back At Tentacos...
Big Bad Beetle-Borgs
Tentacos, On The March!
The Empress Is Here
Destiny, Thy Name Is Ardrienne
Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On
Troops Tromping Toward Tussle
Gotta Get Goin'
Team Spirit
Bringin' It To The Bots!
Making A Grand Entrance
Movin' On Up
A SPOONful Of Justice!
Interfering With Destiny?
Shot Down
One Elevator, Going Down...
She Pities The Fools
Technical Difficulties
Great Expectations
Know Thine Enemy
Not So Lonely At The Top
Insolence Injection
What WILL You Do?
KWANG!
A Real Cut-Up
Close But No Cigar
Blinded By The Light
Making An Entrance
Acute Distraction
A Familiar Face
Meltdown!
Ardrienne stages a VDSD coup!
Evasive Maneuvers
Closet Cases
Epic Confrontation
Dad Jokes
Sarge In Charge
A Winning Plan?
Executive Override
Mophead Buxley
Kiss-Kiss, Bang-Bang
Living To Fight Another Day
You Want To Capture An Empress? Sorry, No Dice!
Meanwhile, Back At Chateau Du Mal...
Robespierre Has Had Enough Of Your B.S.
An Offer He Can't Refuse
Eat, Drink, And Be Scary
Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes...
New Chief, Same Old Alvery
A New Tentacos Henchman?
Summer Fun 2022!
Dice Are Forever Cover
Alvery's Next Case
Call In The Dice Squad
This Special Agent Isn't Very Special
Because I Said So!
Shake Hands With Danger!
Mystery Scientists Theater
Trials And Tribulations Of The Test Tube Twins
The Power Of The Mind!
We Didn't Start The Fire
Swiss Cheesiness
Family Portrait
A Squidelicious Parting Gift
Johnny T Is Ready To Roll
And Now, A Message From Tentacos...
It'll Be Dark Soon...
Cause For Concern
Jersey Girl
Yo! How Ya Doin'?
Dis Is Vinnie, Youse Guys
VDSD 2023!
Workin' For Da Mob
The Gang's All Here
Learnin' Da Ropes
Where House? There House!
A Case Of Poor Planning
Piggy Does Da Honors
Vinnie Gets Da Goods
Your Business Is Our Pleasure...
Down Goes Johnny!
Piggy's A Pig?
Waste Not, Want Not
Da Donkey's Discovery
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Author Notes:
Comments:
mommasuper villainess so fat she causes earthquakes!Anyway, I hope Worldpol breaks out their emergency armory of sonic screwdrivers and takes apart those mechanical mooks.
At the risk of slight spoiler-ing, it's honestly probably more of a critique of the current uber-corporate, klepto state of capitalism in general. Tentacos is supposed to represent that sort of thing, wrapped up in a layer of Lovecraftian elder god cult stuff, but that won't be made clear until a bit later.
2) Get on floor
3) Walk dinosaur